Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Your face is hilarious.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Anti Joke

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