How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

The WPGA tour

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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