- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Granny porn!

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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