- Anti Joke

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train