- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

What stops a train? A missile

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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