why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Fine, ladies first.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo Momma is not fat.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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