- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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