Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

Bob Saget that is all

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

mitchell palmer sucks

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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