why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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