- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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