- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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