Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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