What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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