The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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