what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

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Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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