- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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