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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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