- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

hi dave

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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