Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Barack Obama plays basketball

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A woman asked a man in an elevator, "Did you fart?" The man honestly replied, "Yes. I didn't expect you to notice because it was the puffy kind."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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