- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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