- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

whats my name? Matt

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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