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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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