- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

This is not a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Women

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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