Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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