Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Wright flyer

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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