- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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