Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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