Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what happens when you wake up inception

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

My nipple is bleeding

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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