Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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