Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We know about the cocaine.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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I got shot, you laughed

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Women's Rights...

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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My nipple is bleeding

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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