- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

apple pie.

Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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