- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

what happens when you wake up inception

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

What's gay and gay? Joe

My nipple is bleeding

How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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