How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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P0P T4Rt

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What's the difference between a duck? I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?" and the answer is that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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