Q: Whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion A: Getting raped by three giant scorpion's

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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