- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What is 9+10? 19

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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