- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

butt sex

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

WNBA

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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