If life gives you lemonade.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What's brown and sticky? Anal

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