- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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