Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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scientology.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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