what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

Alchohol.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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