Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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