- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

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