What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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YOU

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A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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