How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Women's rights

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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A man walked into a bar owch

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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