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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Once, I went to Peru.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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