- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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