Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Double-whammy

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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Anti Joke

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