what are you mike bibby?

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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