- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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