- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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