- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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