How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Internet Explorer

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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