- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Two planes walk into an office building

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

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