- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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