Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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