- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What is the best joke ever? 1D

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

scraggle is in you pillow case

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Jeff

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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