-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Poop.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Anti Joke

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