if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

no really what are ur names?

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hi.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

i had sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

thumb_up thumb_down +12

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

thumb_up thumb_down +12

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops