- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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