- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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