- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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