Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

thumb_up thumb_down -16

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

thumb_up thumb_down -16

France had one revolution

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

1 error prohibited this post from being saved There were problems with the following fields: * Body can't be blank

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

thumb_up thumb_down -18

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops