- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Womens rights

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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