Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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black people swimming

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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