- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Donald Trump

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

Jewwy Jewstein

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

seek beauty

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

anti jokes are really funny

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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