- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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