Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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womens rights

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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