I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

Jordan is pregant

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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