- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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