how do you win a game try your best

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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