Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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