- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

The duck didn't cross the road.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

I agree to the terms and conditions

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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