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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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