Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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